A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you’ll forgive me.” She replies, “if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I’m in room 1221.”
Husband & Wife Boxing ka match mehnga ticket khareed kar dekhne gaye . 1 Boxer ne 1st minute mei hi doosre ko knock out kar diya . Husband : Oh Shit . Biwi : Ab Aap ko patta challa k 1 minute mein ” KHEL ” khatam hone par kitna ghussa aata hai . Jin ko samjh aaya wo aagay forward karen . baki pogo dekhe… ??????
Pappu apni girlfriend se sex karte huye, Romantic baate kar rha tha. Girlfriend – Jaanu wada karo, Tum mera dil nahi todoge. Pappu – Nahi pagal, Mera panis itana lamba nahi hain.
HONEYMOON H – Hawas mita do O – Or chuso N – Nanga karke E – Ek hi jhatke mein Y – Yeh gaya M – Maar dala O – Or dalo O – Or tez N- Ni..k..a..l g..a. y..a
Girl Friend: Mera rishta aaya hai aur shadi hone wali hy. Boy Friend: That’s Good, Phir to hum condom ke bina sex kar sakenge.
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Ladka: “Kash main teri bra hota, to sara din tere boobs se chipka rahta” Ladki: “Main kisi aur se dabva rahi hoti, aur tu zameen par dhool chat raha hota”
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Wife: Agar dunia sirf 30 minute mein khatam ho rahi ho to tum kya karna chahoge? Husband: Off course Sex. Aur baki ke 29 Minutes?-
Son: (pointing to the breast) Mom ye kya hai? Mom: Ye balloon hai. Son: Mom aapke balloon kamwali ke balloon se chhote kyun hain? Mom: Tune kamwali ke kab dekhe? Son: Jab papa hawa bhar rahe the.
Minister To Wife: Sach Sach Batao,Kitni Bar Humse Bewafai Ki Hai ? Wife: 3 Baar, Minister: Kab Kab? Wife: Jab Aapka Heart Ka Operation Hua Tha, Dr.K Pas Gayi Thi, Fir Jab Aap Jail Me Band Hue To Judge K Pas Gayi Thi, Minister: Aur Kab? Wife: Jab Aapko Sarkar Banani Thi Aur Aapke Paas 76 MLA Kam The..!
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