Agar reliance wala BRA banayega to slogan kya hoga. -Come on India Karlo Mumme muthi me. -Mere papa ka sapna – sabke doodh par ho dhakkan apna
*————-

Raat ko kamre ka lock kharab hogaya tha…
Biwi ne torch li aur mujhe sath lekar lock theek karne chali.

Biwi ne torch mujhe thamaayi aur khud lock kholne me lag gayi.

Kaafi samay guzar gaya lekin lock tha ki khulne ka naam hi nahi le raha tha.

Biwi ka paara saatwein aasmaan ko chhoone laga.

Phir usne torch khud pakad li aur mujhe kaha ki tum try karo. Maine koshish kiya toh lock jhat se khul gaya.

Biwi mujh pe baras padhi aur kahne lagi…

Ab pata chala?? ??Torch kaise pakadte hain ????

?????

---

Pappu ki nayi nayi shadi huyi.

Suhagrat ke din pappu ne dulhan ko nanga karke,

Uske niche mombatti jalakar rakh di.

Dulhan – Kutte pagal hain kya ?

Pappu – Dosto ne btaya tha,

Sex karne se pahale garm karne se jyeda maja aata hain. ????

Jokes and Chutkule Text in Hindi and English

---

Kisan ki suhagrat thi.

Apni patni ke pet pe hath phekar bola –

Ye meri jamin hain, Isme main aalu bounga, aur so gya.

Agale din boobs dawate huye –

Ye mere aalu hain, inka main bij bnaung.

Tisre din jaise hi usne patni ki kamar me hath dala.

patni gusse se – Agar aaj tune mere andar gajar nahi boyi,

To main ye jamin kisi aur ko de dungi. ????-

---

Bachpan Se 2 Hi Cheezein Sabse Zyada Mili Hain Biscuits Aur Dost!
Fark Sirf Itna Hai Ki Biscuits Marie Ke Mile Aur Dost…
.
.
.
.
.
.
Chut-Marie Ke!

---

Husband is praying before going to bed …

Wife: What are you praying for?

Husband: For guidance.

Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!-

---

Fauji’s wife daily sends her 
nude photo with both legs wide open …

“Janu, I’ll wait like this till you come!”

Fauji: Wo to theek hai, 
par photo kaun kheench raha hai??

Girl Friend: I demand gud manners in bed, 
just like at the dinner table …

Sardar climbs into bed slowly & says: 
Honey, would you pass the boobs please??-

---

 Girl: condoms Dena..

Shopkeeper(masti main): kis liye -e-e-e

Girl(Gusse se): Tere baap ko gift karungi, 
taki tere jaisa dusra 
CHUTIYA paida na kare….-

---

Shop pe Ladki ne 36 ki Bra li or trial room me 
kameez uttar ke dukandar ko andr bulaya.

Dukandar ne Boobs dekh ke chusna shuru 
kar diye jin pe behoshi ki dawa lagi hui thi, 
Wo behosh ho gaya.

Ladki ne shop ka tamam Cash liya &
 jate hue shishe pe likh gai:

Khula Dudh Sehat ke lie Hanikarak Hai !!-

---

Ek Admi gusse me Biwi se bola-
Dil karta hai ki aaj tere tukde tukde kar k idhar udhar fek Du.

Achanak pados me se awaaz aayi..
Bhai ‘choot’ idhar fekna.

Share on Google Plus

About Raj