Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!
Teacher ne kaha – Translate hindi to english, “khushi ke maare uski chhaati phool gai”. Santa translated – “Due to happiness his chest turned in to breast”!!!
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Santa: Tera baap doctor hai, phir bhi tu bimar ho gaya. Kitne sharam ki baat hai? Banta: BC tera baap bhi to condom bechta hai, phir bhi to tu paida hua na chutiye.
Ek ladki ne jor se kaha
Abdul teri maa ka bhosda, madarchod…Paas khade sadhu ne kaha beti aisa nahi bolte hai, kya baat hui.
Ladki boli-usne mere boobs dabaye.
Baba ne boobs dabakar kaha – aise dabaye..
Ladki – haa baba, phir usne mere kapde khole.
Baba ne uske kapde kholkar bole -aise.
Ladki – haa baba
Baba – is par gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki – phir usne mujhe litakar chod diya.
Baba ne chodkar bole aise choda.
Ladki – haa baba
Baba – isme bhi gali dena shobha nahi deta.
Ladki – baba usne chodne ke bad bataya ki use aids hai.
Baba :- abdul madarchod….. Teri maa ka bhosda!!!!!…
Latest Double Meaning Jokes and Chutkule Text in Hindi and English
Latest Double Meaning Jokes and Chutkule Text in Hindi and English
Latest Double Meaning Jokes and Chutkule Text in Hindi and English
Latest Double Meaning Jokes and Chutkule Text in Hindi and English
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