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शराबियों से ज्यादा शिष्टाचारी कोई नहीं होता – अगर Peg तबियत से लगे हों तो!

टकराई हुई भैंस को भी ‘बहन जी सॉरी’ बोलकर आगे बढ़ जाते हैं।

बंता: संता बता सकते हो सबसे अच्छी मेडीसिन कौन सी है?

संता: बियाग्रा!

बंता: वो कैसे?

संता: क्योंकि उसका कोई साइड इफेक्ट नहीं है सिर्फ फ्रंट इफेक्ट है!

सानिया मिर्जा 7 सालो में भी #माँ क्यों नही बन पाई ?
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अब कैसे…????????

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समझाऊ की….
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पाकिस्तानी सामने से वार नही करते…!!
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अस्पताल में…
इतनी सारी नर्सेज़ होने के बावजूद…
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रक्तदान करते समय, हाथ में…

रबर की बॉल क्यों पकड़ाई जाती है…??
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मै इसका विरोध करता हूँ

इसे केहते है “खौफ”
एक medical store पर
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लङका :- 50 कंडोम देना
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पास में खङी 2 लङकियाँ हँसने लगी ।
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लङका : 52 देना ।
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दोनो लङकिया गायब????????????

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and Dad doing?” The mother replies, “Well you know your dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it to help flatten it.” “You’re wasting your time,” said the boy. “Why is that?” asked his mom, puzzled. “Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right back up.”

The best example of “Doosron ki khushi me apni khushi dhoondhna”. Watching Porn. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What do you call a situation when two people are thinking of sex and rest of the people are thinking about food? Wedding ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The “Smoking Kills” warning on cigarette packs is like girls saying “Rehne Do, Koi Dekh Lega” – nothing more than a ritual! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A woman without curves is like a Jeans without pockets; You don’t know where to put your hands! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Obscene caller: Hi baby, if you can guess what’s in my hand I will let you have it. Lady: Listen, if you can hide it in one hand then I am not interested! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ World’s most romantic line ever said by a girl to her boyfriend: Achha Baba… Karlo!-

Boy- I Want To Sex With U Girl- Tamij Se Baat Karo Boy- Alla Tala Ke Fazlo Karam Se Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda Ap Mohtarma Ko Arju-E-Fitrat Se Be Inteha Ch*Dna Chahta Hai….